[oldfart]

I'm old, having "graduated" to a 'walker' just yesterday, so if push comes to shove I'll probably get 'jabbed' against my will. But my short-term memory is still good and they can't sit on me forever and knowing what I do about the vax, I'd have to consider such an act a violent - and ultimately successful - attempt on my life. So it would change the question to 'what should you do if you encounter a rabid dog?'

[mcshot]

Revolver or striker-fired is the answer. Yer definitely a crafty curmudgeon.