JetBlue Passenger Fined $45K For Sticking His Head Up Flight Attendant's Skirt

Bezinga ^ | August 23, 2021

[PLMerite]

“great movie.”

What the heck movie is it?

[Gene Eric]

Crazies responding to a broken society.

[Jonny7797]

Wolf of Wall Street

[lee martell]

Yep. Most of us have experienced a few profoundly embarrassing moments of social disconnect. I recall being grateful that no one could literally ‘die from embarrassment’.

[usafa92]

Or Bill Clinton?

[Big Red Badger]

Seinfeld,
You Glorious Bastard!

[rrrod]

So wait...was this wrong?

[Gay State Conservative]

I guess this could be called assault...even sexual assault. The guy has to expect *some* consequences.

[fortes fortuna juvat]

What is going on?
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Societal breakdown leading to an exponential increase in LAWLESSNESS! Expect it to get increasingly out of control until such time as lawmakers enact realistically harsh sentencing guidelines, and all country club prison conditions are eliminated.

[fortes fortuna juvat]

Was the flight attendant a man or a woman? You never know who’s going to be wearing skirts these days.
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That ambiguity could have been what motivated him to take a peek!

[Kickass Conservative]

How much is the DNC Media being fined for having their collective Heads up Obama and Biden’s A Holes for the past 13 Years?

[PLMerite]

Ah, okay thanks!

I knew it was something I hadn’t seen yet, just a question of which.

[libertylover]

I wonder if she also slapped the shite out of him?

[Fightin Whitey]

A $45,000 fine against a JetBlue Airways (NASDAQ: JBLU) passenger on a May flight for allegedly throwing objects including his carry-on luggage, lying on the floor in the aisle, then grabbing a flight attendant by the ankles and putting his head up her skirt.

I'd do it for forty-five bucks!

Hey...waidaminit...

[dforest]

I heard he said he did it because he forgot his mask.

[bankwalker]

Something about this story smells a little fishy.

[mass55th]

"That ambiguity could have been what motivated him to take a peek!"

Like the National Enquirer tabloid used to say in their ads: "Enquiring minds want to know."

[Paal Gulli]

$45K??? That's more than a lap dance in Dubai ...

... or so I've been told.

[Old Yeller]

Maybe he was just making sure she was a Sheila.

[Tallguy]

A $42,000 fine against a passenger on another JetBlue flight in May for allegedly interfering with crewmembers after failing to comply with the facemask mandate, making non-consensual physical contact with another passenger, throwing a playing card at a passenger and threatening him with physical harm, making stabbing gestures towards certain passengers and snorting what appeared to be cocaine from a plastic bag...

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Is that you Hunter Biden, is this me?