It is an eerily prescient article. My name better not be on a list. My husband and I are both retired and keep an extremely low profile. No social media, etc. When I was a teenager I had to be checked out (along with other family members) for my oldest brothers government security clearance - lol.
Makes me want to change my handle to Cletus D. Yokel-stein.
Maybe Schlomoe Yokel is better; falls off the tongue easier.