Posted on 07/24/2021 8:52:10 PM PDT by Enlightened1
This is dumb.
That’s funny!
It amazes me more people haven’t done a thorough fact check on this story.
Lizards do not have saliva as we know it.
http://www.animalplanet.com/pets/other-pets/oralcavity/
Well whatever is in the lizards mouth that digests food is what was sent.
Did you see the bitchute video that was originally posted?
Look between the 7 and 8 second mark when he swabs the lizard. What’s that slimly string coming our of his mouth hanging on to the Q tip? Whatever it is that is what he sent.
If you do not believe it, they why don’t you try to disprove it. Perhaps get a dog or a cat saliva or whatever they call it from its mouth.
Especially since that sort of thing generally sheds a whole new light on Dad's unexplained "business trips" or why Mom's high school yearbooks are strangely silent when it comes to her junior year.
Did you have the opportunity to address this question to the "errant" parent?
Regards,
Ancestry kit was pretty accurate for me. My son showed up as probable child relation as he was sent in under a different account. Everything matched my family tree lineage. I’m happy with it.
Shouldn't that be in breaking news?
Your mother-in-law probably likewise has "secret" half-sibs.
People of that generation hushed up such things.
Regards,
Since I can identify as anything I want to be the idea I’m some percentage this or that becomes irrelevant.
Or valerie jarrett
I’s mucus. At the lab it would have been instantly recognizable a being from an animal and not a human. So would the dna in the mucus.
My daughter keeps lizards. they are fed live food that is not digested in the mouth. They don’t have saliva, they have a kind of mucus. At a lab, the difference between saliva and animal mucus would be glaring.
Yep I sure did. Lol
They found the lizard is a descendant of Valarie Jarrett.
Yep.
Makes you wonder, if they can not actually do what they say then, why do they want your DNA?
If 23andme had come back with “you are a distant cousin of the Geico Gecko” I’d have been really impressed!
Imagine the mail room at cologuard. No, don’t.
Or “You are the Lizard King, you can do anything.”
“Scantily clad” for lizards? You mean like when they are molting?
Those door to door water filter guys got the same treatment from me once. They left a flyer with an empty bottle on the door to get a sample of my tap water for free testing.
I filled it up with distilled water. A few days later I get a call from a script-reading young lady saying that my tap water had high levels of iron, copper, chlorine and fluoride and I should buy their $3000 filter immediately.
She was real quick to hang up the phone when the cat got out of the bag.
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