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To: Enlightened1

When I got a PCR test the nurse had this enormously long Q-Tip looking Swab.

She said, I have to put this swab quite far in to get a good sample.

I said, well ok.

She plunged that thing waaaaaay up in there, she pulled it out and threw it into the garbage and started laughing!!

I said why did you throw it out? Why are you laughing?
She said because I was just kidding, it’s suppose to go in your nose……


64 posted on 07/24/2021 12:58:43 PM PDT by David Chase (DavidHereToHelp)
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To: David Chase
I said why did you throw it out? Why are you laughing? She said because I was just kidding, it’s suppose to go in your nose……

As the old joke with the Grizzy Bear and the Hunter goes, "You're not here just for the hunting, are you?"


144 posted on 07/24/2021 4:45:00 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: David Chase
When I got a PCR test the nurse had this enormously long Q-Tip looking Swab. She said, I have to put this swab quite far in to get a good sample. I said, well ok. She plunged that thing waaaaaay up in there, she pulled it out and threw it into the garbage and started laughing!! I said why did you throw it out? Why are you laughing?he said because I was just kidding, it’s suppose to go in your nose……

Bollocks! I heard the real story in the male nurses lounge.

When you got the PCR test, your fellow nurse stuck the foot long Q-tip in and it came out the other side. She then threw it in the garbage can and started laughing.

You were all like, "Why you laughing, my fellow nurse?". And she was all like, "Cause I'm not sposed to stick it in your ear.

#TheRealStory

#Noob

160 posted on 07/24/2021 5:20:36 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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