Posted on 07/18/2021 10:35:32 AM PDT by bitt
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden administration has decided to crack down hard on those who spread covid misinformation on social media. Because of this, Press Secretary Jen Psaki has been promptly and permanently removed from all social media platforms.
“We take this ban very seriously,” a Biden official said. “Ol' Jen had an enormous reach online, and our system received so many notifications of misinformation by her that she was automatically removed.”
Psaki now has a lifetime ban on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TiKTok, and even lower traffic sites such as AOL Instant Messenger. The social media ban is as thorough as it is severe in hopes of teaching others a lesson about spreading misinformation.
Many people were surprised to see the government ban the press secretary, but it seems that even they were fooled by the onslaught of misinformation. They just regret that they didn’t see it and ban her sooner.
"Our algorithms confirmed that Jen Psaki spreads more misinformation in one press conference than most other people do in their entire lives," said Mark Zuckerberg after he confirmed Facebook would permanently be removing her from the social network. "We expected it to just get far-right QAnon crazies, but the algorithm doesn't lie. All hail the algorithm!"
"All hail the algorithm!" chanted his army of Facebook interns standing dutifully nearby.
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ROTFLOL————”Our algorithms confirmed that Jen Psaki spreads more misinformation in one press conference than most other people do in their entire lives,” said Mark Zuckerberg after he confirmed Facebook would permanently be removing her from the social network. “We expected it to just get far-right QAnon crazies, but the algorithm doesn’t lie. All hail the algorithm!”
What about all the missing data from the “pandemic”, I see that in the last 1.5 years there are allegedly 34M cases and 600k deaths in the US alone; 190M cases, 4M deaths worldwide. After 1.5 YEARS, you think we’d know how many people got this horrible virus from ball washers on a golf course? From grocery cart handles? From fellow school children? or teachers from students? From gym equipment? From restaurants? From coworkers in the office? From church communion? From music concerts? From airplanes? Masks or no masks? How many of those 190M cases were people doing these things?!?
Where’s the data of WHO is getting it and HOW? The rest of us want to go back to doing all the stuff that doesn’t spread COVID. We must have something after 1.5 years, right? Or are they just that incompetent?
Seriously, out of 190M cases in 176 countries, did even one elderly man catch COVID by touching a flagstick on a golf course?!
Twitter , Facebook etc should be banned from social media for spreading misinformation and lies , Not babylonbee ,LOL
and of course banned for life from FR...
Didn’t fool me even for a nanosecond with this one.
The Bee has been brilliant lately.
Possibly the first headline from the Bee that couldn’t possibly be true.
https://news.mit.edu/2021/when-more-covid-data-doesnt-equal-more-understanding-0304
Caption: MIT researchers found that Covid-19 skeptics on Twitter and Facebook — far from being “data illiterate” — often use sophisticated data visualization techniques to argue against public health precautions like mask mandates.
Credits: Image: Jose-Luis Olivares, MIT
So should everyone in the Biden administration aka lies Inc.
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