🤣🤣🤣LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-DO YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY? This story MIGHT be just the thing the Dr. ordered:
Gordon Drysdale
July 7 at 12:45 AM ·
I can not shop at Costco anymore :-)))))Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs.
I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!
lol - oldie but goodie!!!
Best laugh today
I had a similar experience.
Was early winter and dark at 6am walking to visit my son for a ride to town.
I started texting him....see you in 15 mins....
When I walked off the road and fell into a ditch.
That section of ditch had just been re-done with rocks....broke my cell phone.
Moral of the story....don't text and walk
ROFL
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Great story!
Lolol!!! Love that!
🤣🤣🤣LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-DO YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY? This story MIGHT be just the thing the Dr. ordered:
Gordon Drysdale
July 7 at 12:45 AM ·
I can not shop at Costco anymore :-)))))Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs.
I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!
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Thank You for that...laughter is the best medicine and I needed that on this terrible MONDAY!!!
A Regular Vax sheds virus and can spread it. This JAB will transmit something. And your immune system will kick in-so it is important to build it up.(fear and anger are detrimental-try to enjoy life). This synthetic spike is smaller than a regular virus.
Like with chicken pox, children will help adults keep immunity to the RONA. Variants are coming from the JABBED.
If you get symptoms from JABBED, use the same protocol as you would for the RONA. HCQ, zinc, Ivermectin Low dose Interferon spray, NAC, Pro Immune ( a glutathion glycine), minerals, Quercetin, chicken soup etc.
A 100 year old drug that stops Retrovirus Suramine (Bayer may have taken it off the market-when it was found effective for treating Autism). She does not advise pine needle tea.
mRNA outside the cells will be taken out by your immune system. Inside the cells has to be dealt with. DNA methylation is what will help that. The methyl group will cover the DNA and give the message-make no more of that. Get a supplement form of dimethylglycine.
No more masks.
No more tests.
No more shots.
Do not fear other people.
Do not be angry with others - hug your family.
Her Book: Ending Plague - A Scholar's Obligation In An Age of Corruption.
He called it blasphemy because Jesus is the lion.
I couldn't resist, so I weighed in....
The funny part starts here (you can scroll back for more). Read the entire conversation to observe mental illness.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3977053/posts?page=221#221
He ended with this....
If the Vaccines were strike 1, Then this is strike 2. Enjoy your idol (Trump). Don’t cry when he turns on you.
I swear, it takes all kinds.
