1 posted on
07/05/2021 12:12:01 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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2 posted on
07/05/2021 12:14:06 PM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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3 posted on
07/05/2021 12:16:13 PM PDT by
lurk
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To: BenLurkin
How did that poor, snake-bitten man wind up in a toilet in Austria?
Guess it just wasn't his day.
4 posted on
07/05/2021 12:17:21 PM PDT by
SIDENET
(ISAIAH 5:20)
To: BenLurkin
5 posted on
07/05/2021 12:17:22 PM PDT by
Perseverando
(Antifa, BLM, RINOs, Islamonazis, Statists, Communists, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder!)
To: BenLurkin
A different kind of sewer snake…
6 posted on
07/05/2021 12:17:32 PM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(I miss out mean tweeting, man spreading, room owning President…)
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8 posted on
07/05/2021 12:18:19 PM PDT by
Hambone 1934
(Dems love playing Nazis.....The republicans love helping them)
To: BenLurkin
oh dear. Low hanging fruit?
9 posted on
07/05/2021 12:18:44 PM PDT by
hoe_cake
(A Descendant of the Signers of the Constitution. )
To: BenLurkin
Nips in the genital area by wild animals are no fun.
10 posted on
07/05/2021 12:19:16 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: BenLurkin
Why didn’t his python bite back?
11 posted on
07/05/2021 12:19:18 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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13 posted on
07/05/2021 12:21:16 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Except bears. Bears will definitely kill you.h)
To: BenLurkin
Pet’s name Monty? He just got a minister of funny walks.
14 posted on
07/05/2021 12:22:01 PM PDT by
Eleutheria5
("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
To: BenLurkin
I bet he “evacuated” his lower GI quite rapidly...
16 posted on
07/05/2021 12:28:14 PM PDT by
Paisan
To: BenLurkin
Hi.
This reminds me of...
“A man in Austria was bitten by a 5 1/4-foot python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said.”
Florida Man!
Usually king snakes, racers, black snakes, but recently pythons and boas.
Public service announcement:. When in Florida, look before you leak, or squat, something nasty could be in that bowl.
Yes, I have, but that is a discussion for another thread.
5.56mm
17 posted on
07/05/2021 12:28:22 PM PDT by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
To: BenLurkin
What rotten, or good luck!
First he was bitten by neighbors. Then he narrowly escaped a python in the toilet while in Austria.
19 posted on
07/05/2021 12:31:27 PM PDT by
The_Media_never_lie
(A world in which dogs write poetry is more believable than the world as seen through the Media)
To: BenLurkin
Getting bit in your Austria is the worst!
20 posted on
07/05/2021 12:33:18 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
( comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
To: BenLurkin
That and JAWS keeps me away from certain places.
22 posted on
07/05/2021 12:37:58 PM PDT by
knarf
(I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true !)
To: BenLurkin
Just a “nip?”
That’s a MAN!
23 posted on
07/05/2021 12:38:28 PM PDT by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: BenLurkin
I Maybe that’s why they’re called Ball Pythons!
To: BenLurkin
No fun from the snakes point of view either.
You’re lounging in the pool.
Suddenly something is blocking the light...
29 posted on
07/05/2021 12:44:32 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: BenLurkin
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does tt hurt when I pee?
It jumped right up, and grabbed my meat!
FZ
39 posted on
07/05/2021 1:28:39 PM PDT by
Eddie01
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