I agree, football used to be awesome! But now it’s just gay.
In High School I dropped out of football my freshman year as a starter. Too much gay crap going on. Tried wrestling. Even more. Swimming was fine as long as you stayed away from the divers. Have known football is gay a long time. Lots of latent homosexuality. I won’t even talk about wrestling.
Swimming was less twirly than diving and no dude on dude physical contact where you realize the contact is turning them on and as a bonus, the girls swim team in coed meets made me think of this song.
NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfBEZXXihY4