[Bigg Red]

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~~sigh~~ You do not understand female biology. This girl could lose 25 pounds, and her thighs would still be large for the rest of her body. That’s just the way it is for some women.

Understand that the lessons in female anatomy and proportion that you learned from Barbie dolls are not valid.

Okay, done with this.

[bagster]

Understand that the lessons in female anatomy and proportion that you learned from Barbie dolls are not valid.

Dear, I've conducted research on live sspecimens my entire life, more than I care to mention as a matter of fact.

Fat chicks, skinny chicks, chicks who climb on rocks. Tough chicks, sissy chicks, even chicks with chicken pocks.

I would hazard to guess that I'm more knowledgeable about the female form than any female in FReeQdom, as is any male worth his salt.

Here's the true story of Hailey Reinhardt. She is a fat chick waiting to happen, short version. The Barbie defense is so 3rd wave feminist. And we do not use the term 'fat shaming'. We use the scientific term, 'peer review'.

You were coming along so nicely, Miss Red.

#BackToTheDrawingBoard

Just the facts, ma'am.