I remember a story about the Sears Roebuck catalog from when my dad was a kid in the 1920s living on a farm. His aunt ordered all thing needed for the family and workers. So she once send in an order by mail for toilet paper. Sears Roebuck wrote back, “please include the catalog item number when you order.”. She wrote back “if I had the catalog, I wouldn’t need the toilet paper!”
Hah hah!