Here’s another one...
A liberal politician dies and goes immediately to hell where the Devil greets him/her/it.
The devil says “You can make your choice of the three places we have where people like you spend eternity. Once you make your choice you cannot change it.”
As they make the tour they come to Room Number One where everything is ablaze with the fires of Hell and the inmates walk and crawl around nude suffering in the tremendously hot flames.
Room Two is frigidly cold with the inmates walking and crawling around nude suffering with the temperature at absolute zero.
In Room Three the inmates are walking around drinking coffee in a sea of human waste up to their chins.
As nasty as it is, the politician decides to choose Room Three as the lesser of the three evils. Once there he is issued a cup of coffee and ordered to start walking.
A few minutes later a loud buzzer goes off and the Devil himself appears yelling “Coffee Break Is Over - Everyone Off Your Feet And Back On Your Heads.
LOL and ewwww.
Hehe, heard that before.
Governor DeSantis selling “don’t Fauci my Florida” merchandise.