[Rusty0604]

4:50
WKRP “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly” Thanksgiving
3.9M viewsNov 24, 2011
YouTubeEpic Houston

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=as+god+is+my+witness+i+thought+turkeys&qpvt=as+god+is+my+witness+i+thought+turkeys&view=detail&mid=7AB2B99C6B02A39642E27AB2B99C6B02A39642E2&&FORM=VRDGAR

[Lakeside Granny]

This has it’s own thread here on FR, if you want to get angry read the comments, can’t believe some of these peeps are on FR.

I think it is a good article but won’t post as I can’t do it justice, go to links to read please.

“You Need To Hear Toby Keith’s New Song ‘Happy Birthday America (Whatever’s Left Of You)’

https://thefederalist.com/2021/07/04/you-need-to-hear-toby-keiths-new-song-happy-birthday-america-whatevers-left-of-you/

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3973534/posts

[CottonBall]

Oh I hate that episode. Funny but tragic.

But actually, turkeys can fly. Our turkeys nest up in the trees. Or maybe they were talking about domestic turkeys that had their wings clipped or something?