[BenLurkin]

Keep your doors locked, amigos.

[Tax-chick]

Drugs are bad.

[Mr. K]

Remember when California made it legal to walk around nude?

And then they all realized nobody wanted to sit on the seats after some fat naked dude?

That was funny.

[glimmerman70]

Creepy.

[Bonemaker]

Who was this pussy home owner? I would have called police and told them there was a naked dead man in my house messing up the floor. While my birds chirped merrily on!

[high info voter]

Satan’s A-Holes should be executed!!

[Organic Panic]

And the intruder is still sucking oxygen because?...

Oh yeah. California. Guns are bad.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Hunter Biden lives in L.A.

Was it him?

[maddog55]

I have no problem with this since it’s California. With all their bizzare liberal policies I’m surprised they haven’t mandated all homes shall be left unlocked to allow illegals and the homeless mandatory food and shelter... you know equity and all

[UnwashedPeasant]

This is California. The intruder probably has more rights to the home than the homeowner does.

[bgill]

Where’s Hitchcock’s birds when you need them.

[minnesota_bound]

Granny and Jed would have shot him.
Jethro and Elly May would have walloped him.