[bagster]

Is today Father's day?

Now me. I deserve a day.

Bigg Red. Bring me my sammich.

[Bigg Red]

SLIDE:

Tomorrow is Fathers’ Day.

But I did make you a sammich. Even showed up to deliver it in a cheer leader outfit, but, alas, you were not there. Left it on the coffee table after I had ironed your shirt. If you don’t see it, perhaps your dog ate it.