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To: stars & stripes forever

From a poster on Instanpundit tonight, a bit of humor....

Teddy Edwards • 32 minutes ago
Three contractors bid to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is

from Chicago, another is from Kentucky and the third is from New

Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the

fence.

The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some

measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

“Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $9,000. That’s

$4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.”

The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then

says, “I can do this job for $7,000. That’s $3,000 for materials,

$3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.”

The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to

the White House official and whispers, “$27,000.”

The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the

other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?”

“The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$10,000 for me, $10,000 for

you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.”

“Done!” replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.

Remember ... Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box,

the jury box, and the cartridge box.

“I love my country .. it’s the government I’m afraid of!


312 posted on 06/17/2021 10:02:44 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

+++!!


327 posted on 06/17/2021 10:52:19 PM PDT by bitt ( A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.)
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To: grey_whiskers; All

“I love my country .. it’s the government I’m afraid of!

“I love my country, but i fear my government.” - Mark Scott - Detroit original radio talker - Marine - sometime in the 70’s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPi71uRcIsM


343 posted on 06/18/2021 4:37:13 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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