[simpson96]

[EvilCapitalist]

In Florida, I would assume there could be an alligator in any body of water. Just like here in Pennsylvania, I assume if there’s trees, there could be deer.

[Larry Lucido]

“Doctors told him there is no brain damage from the attack, which he said is a miracle.”

Well, you can’t catch what you already have. That’ my theory, at least.

[dowcaet]

Why would anybody jump in a body of freshwater anywhere in the state of Florida?

[Vendome]

[noiseman]

Problem was, one of the prehistoric fossils he was searching for turned out to be alive.

[cnsmom]

Those meg teeth only sell forabout $200@ not worth it.

[CGASMIA68]

Happened last week and the guy admitted it was a dum-ass mistake. I frequent Snook Haven and flip F Fries into the Mayaka which is below the deck my outdoor table is at. Gators love F Fries ,divers too

[Pollard]

“I look up and the gator is right in front of me and we are looking at each other and we are both confused,” added Heim.

Heim now has 34 stitches in his head, a minor skull fracture and bite marks on one of his hands.

Looks like the gator got over his confusion

[M Kehoe]

Hi again.

Wait till July, they will either kill you or mate with you. Do you know how alligators kill and hide their prey?

Be advised, alligators are everywhere in Florida. If you are a liberal from a northern gulag state, stay there. Alligators especially like white meat.

They will eat your dog or cat. And if given a chance, you.

This has been a PSA.

5.56mm

[o-n-money]

“Doctors told him there is no brain damage from the attack”

Seems like the brain damage was there already.

[ncalburt]

Did anyone tell this Yankee invader the Sarasota waters including the some beaches are full of gators or bull sharks .

[Chewbarkah]

Not sure if he found any teeth, but some teeth sure found him.