[Ahem]
We have...smoke.
May I interest YOU in some...smoke?
It’s a Divine Irony coming from a State with a Capital filled with policymakers who specialize in smoke-and-mirrors.
Some of the mirrors, BTW, have been fobbed off on Nevada, to the desert near Las Vegas where they sit torching interloping birds as they superheat the atmosphere concentrating the blazing desert sunlight on a concrete tower to boil water to make steam to turn turbines to turn generators (pant, pant, pant) to make electricity.
At least some of the time.
I thought people in CA knew smoke was bad for your health.