Tweedle James and Tweedle Vlad are going to the DMV tomorrow to get their learners permits, if nothing goes wrong.
I prescribe Apothic Dark.
Son The Last is about to do the same, and assume the title “Driver 4” in the family canon.
Yow! I remember when Vlad was born!
That deserves a couple nihilist dad jokes...
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Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he stood alone in his field! He stood there for years, rotting, until he was forgotten.
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I tell my kids, you’re allowed to watch the TV all you want… Just don’t turn it on! This way they will begin to understand the futility of all things.