Well, I know one of us didn't go to collage.
I went to collage, but drank so much glue, I got pasted.
I did go to college dolt.
I think somewhere you have it in your head that Paramedics are given keys to an Ambulance and told to go and fetch people.
Takes 2 years to be a Paramedic. There are steps along the way and different levels. Add another year for Fire Fighter.
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