[bagster]

:: the average check for both parents unemployed of 2 children is $109,048 ::

Something here strikes me as a bit hyperbolic.

Can't be per check (week/month?).

Gotta be per year. And if it is, that's still FRIKKIN' CRAZY TALK!

If true, I need to unretire and get laid off.

#DaddyNeedsABump

[bagster]

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[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Journalists (Faux Snews)!
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