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To: bagster

HUMOR SLIDE:

Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally, Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”


854 posted on 06/07/2021 9:59:51 AM PDT by bitt ( A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.)
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To: bitt
I like that joke, Bitt.

It IS a joke, right?

#TooMuchReality


866 posted on 06/07/2021 10:36:23 AM PDT by bagster
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To: bitt

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

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911 posted on 06/07/2021 12:20:20 PM PDT by thinden
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To: bitt
In the year 2050, President Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev are both in heaven. Gorbachev looks over one side of the cloud and says, "It looks like your stock market is off another thousand points."

Reagan says, "Yes, that is bad. It looks like there is renewed fighting on the German/ Chinese border."

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

943 posted on 06/07/2021 2:15:10 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: bitt

:)


964 posted on 06/07/2021 4:57:48 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: bitt
***The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it’s a local call***

LOL!

1,063 posted on 06/07/2021 8:17:12 PM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrap Party is the enemy of freedom.They use all the seductions and deceits of the Bolshevics)
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To: bitt

Not to be a party pooper, but I’m uncomfortable about the joke. First, why should Trump die, but more important, why would he go to Hell? How about have John Kerry die?


1,364 posted on 06/08/2021 5:53:21 PM PDT by AZLiberty (Awaiting the return of the king -- and I don't mean Elvis.)
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