[bagster]

Then you say it’s comin’ a turd floater better head for high ground.

I like that one.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Reminds me of a visit I once made in 1996 to an industrial location in Mississippi.

Their sanitary system discharge (licensed, BTW) was a sloping, grassy hillside that flowed into a ditch that connected to a creek that ultimately discharged to the Gulf of Mexico..
Seagulls made quick work of the solids.