I don’t know if this is true or not, but I heard it on Paul Harvey many years ago:
A farmer that grew watermelons was getting tired of the local college frats stealing his watermelons for their frat parties.
One year he got an idea. He put up a sign by the road beside his field that read:
ATTENTION!!!
One of these watermelons is
POISONED!!!
Proceed at you own risk.
That night went by and no watermelons were stolen.
Then another night.
The next morning a NEW SIGN appeared next to his sign, which read:
ATTENTION!!!
TWO of these watermelons is
POISONED!!!
Proceed at your own risk...........................
Paul Harvey had a caller once that told him he was thrilled the Paul Harvey show was coming to the Timonium Fair Grounds in september. Loving the man, he wanted to know if he should buy tickets early. the woman asked for what venue and he said the paul harvey show in september and she said the only venue in september was the Fall RV Show. He was disappointed to say the least. And now you know, the rest of the story.