a.) Yea, right. Watch the other hand.
b.) If Biden legit turned on the masters (he didn't), he just signed his gtfo ticket, Chinese style.
#WatchWhatTheyDoNotWhatTheySay
Story Time:
So there I was, in sixth grade.
I was destined at that time to be the most fantastical, mystical magician the world had ever seen. I had just read the life story of Harry Houdini. I was going to be him, without the punch to the gut.
So, one book of magic tricks later, and I had a string tied to one wrist, and a handkerchief tied to the other end of the string.
I borrowed my dad's magician coat (regular coat embued with my Bagster magic), and off to the neighborhood friends I went. The string deceptively under the coat with the hanky sticking out of one sleeve and in my hand.
After a little magical palaver, and maybe a magic word or two, I spread my arms wide quickly, which caused the hanky to disappear up my sleeve (the string having been carefully measured).
BLAMO!!!
Magic!
I never did get to be Harry Houdini, though.
The end.
