Posted on 05/27/2021 5:43:52 PM PDT by simpson96
A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly attacking his daughter with pizza after she said that she wanted to be alone.
On the afternoon of Sunday, May 23, Tyler Worden, 41, visited the Vero Beach home of his 20-year-old daughter, Kristin Worden. He brought a pizza for them to eat together, but she told him that she wasn't feeling well and asked him to leave, according to an arrest affidavit.
The daughter told police that her father became angry and refused to leave. He allegedly argued with her in the doorway of her home. She said he then allegedly began to throw slices of pizza at her, hitting her in the face.
The daughter began to yell at her father and called 911 police after he allegedly refused to leave, police said.
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She asked him to leave...in HIS house?
I presume this means she’ll be moving out, and no longer sponging off dear old Dad...
This’ll probably work out well in the end, for the Dad.
So pizza is now a weapon?
Hey Homer-where do you meet these folks?
Need to read:
Tyler Worden, 41, visited the Vero Beach home of his 20-year-old daughter
Maybe he asked her: “What do you want on your Tombstone?”
“She asked him to leave...in HIS house?”
LOL! Dude, you posted the excerpt!
“He allegedly argued with her in the doorway of her home”
Do you read English?
It was her house.
OK, there has to be a Seinfeld reference for this. But, I just can’t even think today.
It must have been his choice of toppings.
Does J-School have a strict guideline on the use of “allegedly”?
Why didn’t he “allegedly hit her in the face”?
How is it a fact that he hit her in the kisser if he only allegedly threw the pizza in the first place?
Thank goodness I had kind and gentle parents. Of course during my teen years they were wrong all the time. :-)
“So pizza is now a weapon?”
That cheap chain stuff can have a crust like 1/4” plywood. Could hurt to catch an edge.
Assault Pizza.
Soon to be regulated by Alcohol, Tobacco, and Foodstuffs.
You can make slicing attacks with it!
I decided not to park here.
A better plan would have been to leave a smaller portion of the pizza for her, in case she was hungry later. Leave. Enjoy the extra pizza. Ask for a rain check.
Looks like we’re gonna need “common sense pizza control” and an “assault pizza ban.” Occasional Cortex is outraged Republicans refuse to ban those “slicing” pizzas!
This could escalate.
He'll drive her over if she won't drive with him.
He'll shoot her if she doesn't agree to go for target practice.
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