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To: simpson96

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT, as there is NO such thing as “frozen pizza”.

I have seen claims to the contrary but found those claims to be 100% BOGUS.= CARDBOARD smeared with terrible sauce & a fake “cheese looking” substance.

Yours, ex-cadet


40 posted on 05/21/2021 9:14:16 PM PDT by ex-cadet ("VICTORY OR DEATH", William Barrett Travis LtCol, Fortress of the Alamo, Bejar, 24th F'by 1836)
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To: ex-cadet

Here are my instructions on how to serve a frozen pizza.

1. Remove pizza from carton.
2. Remove plastic wrap from pizza.
3. Remove pizza off from round cardboard.
4. Throw a pizza away.
5. Slice and serve the cardboard. It tastes better.


54 posted on 05/22/2021 11:47:44 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Actual FR Quote: “I ain’t getting no Covid Vaccine. I’d rather get Covid and DIE before I get a jab.)
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