Posted on 04/15/2021 1:22:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
“I’m waiting until the trials are finished.“
Good. I
’d like to see definitive reports on aborted tissue use. I’m sure the vaccines are all tainted. Would like to see documentation just to refer people. Google won’t show.
If they are from the UK, the appropriate question would be:
“Have you felt a prick lately?”
"...have you been vaccinated yet?..."
I mean, what’s wrong with a polite and simple “Can I see your papers, please?”
Miss Manners recommends, “May I see your papers, please.”
Before I answer that question, I’d like to know everything about your sexual history.
Have you had your shot?
Yep had a couple last night. Probably do the same tonight.
>>Yeah, but don’t you dare ask them if they have HIV.
Californication authorities have decided that you don’t need to tell anyone that, even if you are positive and engaging in sexual relations with them. No criminal act in knowingly spreading it to people.
But Wuhan flu, that is the real killer.
Why not just ask people for their full medical history, including STDs?
MAD’s Al Jaffee wrote plenty of “Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions” books. Al just turned 100 this year and has finally retired.
Can you see the original keywords I put in?
You are no more safe around a vaccinated person as you are an unvaccinated person.
I usually bring it up. Usually it’s the women who work in the medical field that I ask about vaccinations.
I will ask them if they would like to meet.
Then I’ll say that I’m not crazy about meeting in restaurants yet. Covid cases are still too high.
Then I’ll invite them out to the house for a home cooked meal and a movie.
Some will say no, and we’ll usually agree to wait some more before meeting.
4 have accepted so far this year. None led to a second date.
Some women have made your response to covid a litmus test. So I occassionally get “We wouldn’t work out” after mentioning covid.
I’ve been vaccinated multiple times for plague,cholera, yellow fever, hepatitis ABC, shingles, flu over 20 times, smallpox, polio, mumps, measles, and whatever else the military thought to give me, but not this one.
Perhaps answer with a question of your own.
“Yes, Doctor says I’m completely STD free now. Your place or mine?”
Other: Did you get the vaccine?
Me: Are you HIPAA compliant?
Just ask, “Do you have green scales growing on your dick?”
Joking. And I’ve taken the first shot. Apart from green scales growing on my dick, I’m fine.
>>Then I’ll invite them out to the house for a home cooked meal and a movie.
The proper term for that these days is
“Yawanna comeover for some netflix and chill tonight?”
Since when did we start asking each other about any type of personal medical or health question?
What if you just told everybody who asks that yes, you have been vaccinated. How would they prove you haven’t? You would have to avoid a conversation about the details of your nonexistent vaccination to avoid getting tripped up on your little white lie, though.
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