[Lizavetta]

The profile shot has a little Grampa Munster thing going on.

[SpaceBar]

And she was just getting ready to publish her findings that unify Hot Pockets with the other fundamental junk foods.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Is that a woman ‘woman’ or a transitioning one?

I can’t keep up.

[BBQToadRibs2]

Age 42? That’s a rough road age 42.

[Honest Nigerian]

Fake woman. That is Florida Man!

[martin_fierro]

That is one rough-looking 42.

[PGR88]

Damn you pronouns! I am so confused!

[Leaning Right]

> While being questioned Goodnight started talking about a “prince” and a “whale," according to the affidavit. <

You don’t have to be a great detective to see she’s in love with Charles, the Prince of Wales.

[teeman8r]

if she was dared to do it, that makes it ok.

[neverevergiveup]

What a waste. She looks like she has been drinking a lot for a long time. Sad.

[Jan_Sobieski]

“Meth-inks she doth protest too much”

[a fool in paradise]

"If your friends dared you to jump off a cliff, would you?"

[Midwesterner53]

42 years old? Must have had a very hard life!

[Steve_Seattle]

42? Looks at least 60. Drugs?

[jerseyman]

I guess she needs a better set of friends.

Friends don’t let friends attack the sheriff’s department with a baseball bat. Or something like that.

[cdcdawg]

If it was a double dog dare, I don’t think she had much of a choice.

[piasa]

Looks like they gave her a paper or plastic shirt to cover up whatever she is or isn’t wearing.

[bagadonutz]

My ex-wife is from that county. I had to click through to make sure none of my ex-in-laws were not involved.

[GraceG]

I am seeing levels of inbrededness that I thought were not possible!

[Ezekiel]

“Somebody had me thrown into jail,” she said...

And

Goodnight said she had consumed a fifth of vodka...

Hmmm, where's Tito?

(wiki)
"Tito's Handmade Vodka is a vodka brand made by Fifth Generation, founded by Tito..."