[Bonemaker]

"Nearly 100 similar blob sightings have been reported around Norway.."

We've got 'em here too!

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[Eric in the Ozarks]

Bryozoroa ?

[Texas Eagle]

Gah! Would it kill you to give a brotha a little warning!?

[EinNYC]

I’d say those blobs are market-ready. UCK.

[Eagles6]

You, really, should have the eye bleach antidote ready, when you post something like that.

You could cause blindness, siezures or, in rare cases, arousal.😝