I walked amongst the wretched and the low for thirty years. I learned to wrestle with Bozzlebib and cast him down.
My name truly is Michael.
True story.
(and I can bench 189% of my body weight, fyi)
I walked amongst the wretched and the low for thirty years. I learned to wrestle with Bozzlebib and cast him down.
My name truly is Michael.
True story.
(and I can bench 189% of my body weight, fyi)
Not bad.
But I’m training for 197%.
My new BFF, Hulka:
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Short story:
In grocery store mask-less, a Karen came up to me and demanded I put a mask on. The conversation went like this:
Karen (K): put on a mask, you have to wear a mask!
Me: I have a medical exemption and can’t wear a mask
K: I don’t care, you HAVE to wear a mask!
Me: No, I don’t. Didn’t you see Dr Fauchi’s press conference this morning?
K: (paused and had a confused look). Ahhh. . .no.
Me: He said it’s been found cocoa protects against the COVID virus. SO, Fauchi said you don’t have to wear a mask if you shampoo your hair with chocolate syrup.
K: No. . he said that!?
Me: Yeah, and he said that’s why Africans don’t get COVID because the African Coca beans are the most powerful and protect better than cocoa beans from other continents.
K: No, really?
Me: Yup, really. He said if you don’t have syrup you can put a piece of chocolate on your head and wear it all day. He said if you do this you don’t have to wear a mask.
K: Wow. . .I didn’t know that. I gotta go and buy some chocolate syrup (and turned and walked away briskly).
Seriously, I did this and I swear that was her response.
I suggest anyone with a FB account post this and see where it goes. (I don’t have a FB account).
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Tell me that isn't the greatest story in the history of the internet.