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Oscar Mayer Is Releasing Bacon-Scented Shoelaces
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Posted on 03/31/2021 8:03:33 AM PDT by mylife
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Because we all love dogs chewing our shoes and humping our leg...
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:03:33 AM PDT
by
mylife
To: mylife
Bacon scented shoelaces ... the dog will love them!
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:05:39 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: mylife
What could possibly go wrong?
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:06:50 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: mylife
Won’t this offend Muslims?
Heck, suppose you are out walking around, and someone is walking their dog, and the dog starts chewing on your shoes?
To: Rurudyne
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:07:13 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Nike should release their sweat-scented line of running shoes.
This would be a tribute to the sweat-shop slave labor that they employ in Red China, to manufacture their products at the cheapest possible cost.
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:07:53 AM PDT
by
BrexitBen
To: DannyTN
To: mylife
Heck, I just made some shoelace-scented bacon!
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:08:34 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: mylife
On the other hand bacon scented rope might be useful to restrain captured jihadis.
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:09:39 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Rurudyne
When my dog was a pup I had just bought new leather furniture and I got him some rawhide chew bones.
I was about to give him the 1st treat when I looked at the furniture and thought “WTF are you doing?” LOL
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:11:02 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Rurudyne
And mad dogs an Englishmen would be encouraged to bite!
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:12:55 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Is this a tribute to cooks who accidentally spill bacon grease on their shoes?
I can see the first lawsuit filed when a dog chases down and mauls the feet of a passerby.
Imagine showing up at the Westminster Dog Show wearing them.
...now if they made bacon flavored chewing gum...
To: Daffynition
Yoo-hoo, over here!
You think maybe Moses was wearing a pair of these?
Exodus 3:5 And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground.
;)
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:18:45 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
To: DannyTN
Great thing to wear bear hunting.
To: T.B. Yoits
I am reminded of the Seinfeld episode where jerry is spitting out the mutton into napkins and stuffing it in his coat pocket, elaine snags the coat and cant figure out why these dogs are harassing her on her way home..
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:22:51 AM PDT
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mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
I have bacon scented gun oil. I love opening the cabinet
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:30:11 AM PDT
by
cyclotic
(Live your life in such a way that they hate you as much as they hated Rush Limbaugh)
To: cyclotic
I have a Hoppes#9 air freshener in my truck!
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:31:55 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
I’ll have two eggs over easy and a side of shoelaces.
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:32:12 AM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: mylife
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:34:33 AM PDT
by
cyclotic
(Live your life in such a way that they hate you as much as they hated Rush Limbaugh)
To: beethovenfan
First shoestring potatoes. Now shoestring bacon.
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posted on
03/31/2021 8:41:21 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
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