STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks

The National File ^ | 25 March 2021 | GABRIEL KEANE

[Organic Panic]

You mean I’m not suppose to wear them on my penis??? No wonder everyone looks at me strange.

But what will really happen is the feminazis and progressives will all start screaming we have to wear 5 6 or 7 masks. Just to be safe...

[Songcraft]

Only problem is, you might have some trouble now getting into the "Subway Festival".

    

[Old Yeller]

Well nuts!

[Starstruck]

I’ll be 98 and impotent? Life sucks!

[KSCITYBOY]

Btt lol

[DLfromthedesert]

I agree. But for places that require masks, like my grocery store, not an option.

[DLfromthedesert]

I need my groceries so not an option.

[alloysteel]

Men everywhere are stripping off their face diapers and hurling them into the gutter. Face masks may work, but not in the manner in which they are being sold to us. They do NOT reduce the number of bacterial and viral pathogens that multiply in the nasal passages once the free passage of carbon dioxide out and fresh oxygen into the passages is impeded or restricted.

Face protection shields are MUCH more effective in allowing free breathing, and at the same time, prevent many of the aerosol sprays from afflicted persons who cough or sneeze from coming into direct contact with the eyes, nose or mouth.

Also, facial recognition is much easier.

[Daffynition]

Perfect!

[neefer]

Husband’s employer is a hospital that does not permit cloth masks. I wash the blue surgical masks. It helps somewhat. He’s looking for a new job.

[moviefan8]

This scene came into my mind.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Keep wearing a mask and this is not in your future........

[CodeToad]

Well, nuts! I guess those Subway sandwiches will cost full price now.

[sauropod]

Well, *that* explains it!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

ROFL

[Bonemaker]

How much more can democrat men possibly shrink?

[yukong]

And Pickup Trucks.

[Bonemaker]

I don't think she has anything to worry about one way or another.

[max americana]

“That’s the plan.
They want to turn us all into democrats.”

and weenie fags. There’s no difference BTW. That’s why they put homos on a pedestal.

[GOYAKLA]

It may be true. Lately I have had to use my finger to ring doorbells, ;^{
Olde WW2 joke!