[Melian]

President Biden’s German shepherds Major and Champ have officially returned to the White House following an alleged biting incident in which a White House staff member sustained minor injuries.

First lady Jill Biden’s press secretary confirmed to CNN that both dogs have returned from their short stay at the Bidens’ Delaware residence.

Major, the Bidens’ 3-year-old rescue, also received training while in Delaware, the outlet noted.

Press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the canines’ return at Wednesday’s press briefing, saying Champ and Major may come and go from the White House and were with the first family at Camp David over the weekend.

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/544692-bidens-dogs-return-to-white-house
Moar Dog Comms?

[peteypupperdoo]

“President Biden’s German shepherds Major and Champ have officially returned to the White House following an alleged biting incident in which a White House staff member sustained minor injuries”

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I’m not saying not dog comms...but. who got bit and did they leave? However, look at the wording...alleged biting incident with minor injuries. No, that was a bite.

My neighbor’s dog open mouth “kissed” me with his teeth, on my thigh. Just a painful 6” diameter bruise. It was still a bite.

We had a crazy rescue female lab who, while she never bit anyone, had some close calls and lots of warning growls. She was kinda scary. Brain damaged thing. No amount of training changed her.

I tagged The Toddler, he’s a dog trainer...what do you think, can a biter be fixed in a short time?

Petey

[greeneyes]

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The year is 3057. There are now over 5 trillion sealed indictments dating back centuries. 17 separate government agencies reported that they lost contact with Cyber-Durham and his team of blood-psychics after a cave-in buried them beneath the ruins of an ancient Russian civilization they had been tasked with investigating as part of their broader ongoing investigation.

The sentient biogel formerly known as Hannity reported that Cyber-Durham’s last words were...

“Two more weeks, and we should have this whole thing wrapped up.”

https://gab.com/NeonRevolt/posts/105930177176106267