She may have saved you from being #ReallyGay
Back in the eighties, I was rooming with this lesbian cop chick. I had this belt that was hella too big for me and I wore it with the extra hanging down (about 8 inches or so, hey, I see you laughing meyer and grey whiskers, hush). Hey, it was the eighties, okay?
AAANYway. This lesbian (hot, not butch) pulled me over one time and told me that was some kinda homo signal.
I quickly s-canned the gay belt. That's what I get for watching Flock of Seagulls and Haircut 100 on MTV.
The moral of the story is, chicks can pull a man back from the brink. Even benevolent lesbian chicks (that are hot) with a heart of gold.
The other moral is, things are not always as they seem.
