“You must be pure or gtfo.”
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What about soda or pop?
Tennis shoes or sneakers or runners?
And poutine??
Petey
Soda. Pop is my old man.
Tennis shoes or sneakers or runners?
Tennis shoes. Runners is an English gaylord thing. Sneakers are SBD farts.
And poutine??
Dunno nothin' 'bout no 'poutine'. Sounds French, so automatically gay.
And soccer? Automatic disqualifier.

“ What about soda or pop?
Tennis shoes or sneakers or runners?
And poutine??”
Okay, another Canuck joining.
Soft drink, running shoes.
And as for poutine, I like asking the server if it’s made from real poo. Get some great reactions!
Just like shepherds pie, chef salad etc.
Except then I have to tip them. Life is so unfair!
Soda
Sneakers
Poutine - blech! 🤢