[bagster]

What about soda or pop?

Soda. Pop is my old man.

Tennis shoes or sneakers or runners?

Tennis shoes. Runners is an English gaylord thing. Sneakers are SBD farts.

And poutine??

Dunno nothin' 'bout no 'poutine'. Sounds French, so automatically gay.

And soccer? Automatic disqualifier.

[Chuckster]

Poutine is what folks South of the 49th parallel would call “A greasy mess”.