Step 1. Drive to a nearby park, waterway or lake.
Step 2. Gaze upon the beauty of the landscape.
Step 3. Gripping your Ipad tightly, spin around and around like a discus thrower and hum that discombobulated dysfunctional piece of junk into the water and watch it sink.
That’s too much trouble. Just pee on it and
throw it in the garbage can for weekly pickup.