[Bubba_Leroy]

Lord I am glad I have been married to the same woman for over 35 years and don’t have to deal with this crap. My wife and I have an understanding. I don’t date other women and she doesn’t kill me in my sleep and bury me in our pasture.

[Albion Wilde]

My wife and I have an understanding. I don’t date other women and she doesn’t kill me in my sleep and bury me in our pasture.

Sounds fair.