There used to be a condiment called Sandwich Spread. It was sort of like 1000 Island dressing. When I was little a friend of mine in the neighborhood used to eat those sandwiches. Now that I think back on it, his family was probably poor. Or maybe he just liked them. I liked them. I would put Sandwich Spread between two pieces of bread and eat it just like that.
yup... it’s still out there, but try finding it