[17strings]

When I was I little kid, unbeknownst to our parents we kids would dare each other to eat weird junk off the ground. Dirt was tame stuff! One schoolmate’s older sister convinced her to eat bird poop, telling her it was egg. The worst I ever had to consume was a half-inch segment of earthworm.

Guess that all contributed to my healthy immune system, si I can’t complain!

[gymbeau]

My wife insists that I eat more healthily.

I think she must hate me.

[grey_whiskers]