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To: lysie

A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand. He doesn’t notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a cigarette. His arm instantly catches on fire. The man sticks his arm out the window and begins to wave it around attempting to blow out the flames crawling up his sleeve. A policeman sees the man struggling with his arm on fire and arrests him on the spot for an unlicensed firearm.


7,316 posted on 04/06/2021 3:39:36 AM PDT by lysie (Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)
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To: lysie

Ohhhhh that’s a groaner, lysie. A good one, but a groaner lol.

Thanks for breakfast! NOT a groaner!


7,323 posted on 04/06/2021 5:27:48 AM PDT by JudyinCanada (Aim low, avoid disappointment.)
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To: lysie

Thanks for the bagel sandwich and the giggle


7,337 posted on 04/06/2021 6:35:46 AM PDT by CottonBall (MAKE REPUBLICANS WHIGS AGAIN!)
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To: lysie

😎


7,355 posted on 04/06/2021 7:15:29 AM PDT by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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