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A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather. While eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he notices his plate isn't clean. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal."

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, "I told you those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore."

Later that day, they went out to get dinner. As he was leaving the house, the man's grandfather's dog who was lying on the floor started to growl and would not let him pass. His grandfather shouts, "Coldwater, get out of the way!"

5,380 posted on 03/22/2021 2:59:14 AM PDT by lysie (Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)

Good Morning! One of my favorite jokes. Thank you for posting it.

5,381 posted on 03/22/2021 3:07:05 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ ("Our lawyers just want you to know that this is not real.")

5,387 posted on 03/22/2021 4:54:04 AM PDT by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)

Thanks for breakfast, and loled at the Coldwater clean up.

5,389 posted on 03/22/2021 5:26:24 AM PDT by JudyinCanada (Aim low, avoid disappointment.)

5,430 posted on 03/22/2021 9:58:01 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 33:12))

LOL Good one, lysie.

5,431 posted on 03/22/2021 10:02:23 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 33:12))

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