The Governor has strategically placed “No Masks Required” stickers on all Texas state signs warning all who enter of what lies beyond. He has expressed hope that this will send any namby-pamby who reads it back around to where they came from. “We tried buying and carrying more guns around, but somehow that didn’t work. Then we tried driving around in big, lifted, gas-guzzling trucks, but they still kept coming. But now by removing our masks for good Texas can finally start to heal.”
After seeing immediate results by reversing the mask mandate, Governor Abbott has been looking for more ways to scare off the cry-baby cowards. He has now removed all social distancing guidelines and even encouraged citizens to stop washing their hands
ROFL
“We tried buying and carrying more guns around, but somehow that didn’t work. Then we tried driving around in big, lifted, gas-guzzling trucks, but they still kept coming. “
Too funny!!
I *still* say the transplants are the real reason the electricity went off in Texas!
Lol I love Babylon Bee. They are so quick.
Hey Rusty I sent you a mail yesterday but didn’t tag you.