This mentally troubled individual is a male.
“She”? That’s a f’ing dude in drag.
This mentally troubled individual is a male.
Wait til you see what one of these attention-seekers “accidentally” uses as a douche.
How stupid do you have to be to do that? And that’s coming from someone who had to drive to a store to pick up a bottle of acetone with two fingers glued to his thumb.
People do weird things to get attention. Have you ever seen the show where some guys snorted fire ants up their noses with a straw? I think both of them died. In another segment a man ran out of beer and started drinking gasoline—bad decision. A squirrel scampering across the path of a fast-approaching truck has more sense!
Is it the long period of being cooped - up that has led to individuals getting more, what, innovative with a double - order of psychological parkour that has invaded social media with at some times life-threatening activities?
Psychologically speaking, it can be a cry for help. With what the U.S. has been through with lockdowns, loss of employment, healthy in-person social activities such as having a coffee, lunch, book or poetry clubs, sewing clubs, sports, and family gatherings, all under the heavy cloud of masks and fear that if even anyone sneezes in your general direction they have a panic attack.
Look, I know about panic disorders. I have PTSD, panic/anxiety, with a brush of OCD, and physiologically have COPD and battle chronic pain in my back and sacroiliac joints. I nearly blew out some discs L1-6 (have 6 Ls). My thoracic and mid-vertebra ache.
BUT God. He knows this. I know that I can trust in Jesus to give me strength in all things. Sometimes I do stupid; Bipolar I is like that. But no matter how bad things get, I know Christ’s Return is so very close, and after those who sleep in Jesus rise, I will be caught up with all other believers in Him who live and remain. What an awesome, wonderful, beautiful and glorious Event to know is coming!
Hallelujah!!!!! AMEN!
Here, drink this...
Looking for a payoff......and will probably get it.
Forget the Hospital stupid, Hospitals are for SICK People NOT STUPID DUMBA$$€$.
I suggest that you go to Home Depot™️ and purchase a Belt Sander, some 36 Grit Sandpaper Belts and a Gallon of Acetone and a Heat Gun. I would guess that 6 Belts would be enough to sand down to the outer layer of your EMPTY skull. Open the Belt Sander box and read only the section on how to change the Belt in the Instructions then toss the rest of them aside. Now sand away the Gorilla Glue™️ and hair until all is gone. You may need to change the Belt if it gets clogged with hair and Gorilla Glue™️ When done Sanding open the Heat Gun, plug it in and discard the box and Instructions. Then have a friend help you by pouring the Acetone over your Skull while you turn on the Heat Gun to dry your skull. This will also cauterize the bleeding that is happening. Don’t pay any attention to the FLAMMABLE WARNING ⚠️ on the back of the Acetone Can. It’s just a warning like the one on the Gorilla Glue™️ bottle.
Enjoy your Gorilla Glue™️ Free head.
P.S.- Stop buying the Gorilla Glue because I and others need it for glueing wood and stuff.
Hilarious!
Oops. I accidentally put Gorilla Glue in my hair too. Here’s my GoFundMe...
C M Kornbluth was one of our greatest prophets, apparently.
Swallow a couple of Tide Pods and call me in the morning