[Porkchop]

***Can he flash that ID, to prove that he’s old enough to legally drink?

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Fake ID.... note the (dot)com address under the barcode. Virtually non-existent in 1974....

[Songcraft]

Darn, so those emails I get from that Egyptian Pharaoh, ain't real?

(I can see the scene now - Bartender: "Listen here, slim!   You can SAY you're 3,324 years old, but I want to see some ID!")