[Oshkalaboomboom]

Here's a good reason why I avoid any cold areas of the world, other than the fact that nobody ever threw their back out shoveling sunshine:

Woman freezes to death walking home from next-door neighbor's house.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Well, in her ‘defense’ she’d had a few dranks, LOL!

Piker. If you can’t shovel one-handed while drinking a Hot Toddy with the other, you have NO business being out shoveling snow! ;)