Celebrating the new thread in style.
Limericks can sometimes be crude
But not offensive to the average freeper dude
Bigg Red said don’t offend, with words that you’ve penned
So no words in my odes will be lewd
Limerick Guy has an ode that is new
In recent months, I’ve posted very few
Been workin on my look, so I hope that’s a hook
So the ladies will give this ode a view
ODE TO AOC and her media who worship with GLEE
She arrived in DC in 19
In no time was the media queen
She’s way to the left, and not quite so deft
Her first deal was new and was green
Her gang is known as the squad
And once again the media is awed
Socialism’s their goal, where they have control
All our freedoms will soon be outlawed
Her first year she went to the wall
Dressed in white and then started to bawl
Well that took the cake, cause it was all fake
She was in a parking lot next to a mall
She says Trump has put kids in cages
And the media it joins her and rages
Obama made the rule, that’s ok though — he’s cool
She’s really good at setting these stages
Her latest stunt caught all our eyes
In her office she got a surprise
Those crazed Trump supporters, had breached her office borders
But we find out it was nothing but lies
So the media came to her aid
Even though they know they’ve been played
She’s the one they adore, so just expect more
Thanks to them her success has been made
She was Sandy when she went to BC
Where she got her College Degree
She’s dumb like a fox, when that squeaky voice squawks
Is there a chance she’ll re place Pelosi
Limerick Guy now returns to his den
Coming back, I’m not quite sure when
But just watch the news, and their ridiculous views
And more limericks will be here again