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Re Get the dog outside quickly:
I’ll say! Our little guy ate a whole pound of See’s chocolate! He carefully unwrapped it and opened the box, and gobbled it all down. Dosed him as you described, but he got away from me and tore wildly all over the house. I couldn’t catch him. Much yelling for husband to help me catch him. Within a minute, he began to fountain chocolate syrup as he ran... upstairs... downstairs... every room in the house.
We finally caught him and brought him outside. After he was done, we took stock. Puddles of chocolate syrup in every room. Carpet was ruined. He lived.
How I miss that little guy.
Our cat once ate a thrown-away two-foot-long string of dental floss.
Didn’t hurt her, but got...temporarily stuck on attempted exit.
She ended up painting the walls in several rooms, and their carpets, with brown.
Stupid cat.
Dog or husband?