Posted on 01/18/2021 3:00:43 PM PST by GQuagmire
A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported.
“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.
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I was polite and said outhouse. LOL
Paltrow also markets one in a C cup, ..it’s a
Candlelabra
That is not what I thought it would look like...
The fire department struggled to douche the fire!
Join me on the Planet Voltron. We leave tomorrow.
“Hello ladies.”
Are you a poet?
Good one...LOL
Maybe plug it in and start it up?
Nope
Kick start it.
Wait, 67 posts and not one orgasm joke?
Kaboom, and so it begins...
Not good to carry about while walking through the woods.
Bombshell!!
Release the Crackin’!!
Was there a slight moan before the explosion?
There is truly no shame left in the world.
Like the head on a tuna boat.
Ya' beat me to it!
I’m just here for the jokes. Don’t have any myself but I trust you guys.
Hmmmmm.....
There once was a wench named Paltrow
That sold a candle that would glow
But once it was lit
You’d better split
Cause it was gonna go off like nitro.
By the way there is a perfume named Stercus.
That’s Latin for poop.
Ridiculous, over rated actress, not as pretty as her PR firm tried to shove down the public’s throats. Now way past her sell by date and it is pretty cringe inducing. Can you imagine the ‘meetings’ this brain trust has with the people that run her company? They must laugh their arses off at what this bird brain goes for in choosing products. Glad I don’t watch tv/films anymore. Oh, and if you are a man and start dating anyone with this candle in their home, you might want to run. Not a lot of brain power in that one.
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